Posts Tagged ‘other things I should have kept to myself’

There is some crazy alien that is madly in love with me!

I really do not know what the deal is. I will make plans to have people over to my house. I will call and invite them over and they say that they would love to come over. And then I get excited… even though I know that I probably should not. I love to entertain. I like to cook and clean and get my house ready for company.

There is this crazy thing that happens from the end of the phone call to the day that the person is to arrive at my house. I am guessing that there is some crazy alien that is madly in love with me.  This alien would be jealous that he does not get to spend time with me. The reason for that is well, because I do not believe in aliens.alienAnyways, this alien, let’s call him Al, is a very jealous creature. He does not want anyone getting close to me. So once he hears that they are coming to my house, he somehow uses his powers to make them back out hours before they are to arrive. See he is tricky, he knows that if they cancelled earlier than I would make other plans.

Well Al, I am tired of it. You have done a wonderful job of making me run through friends like water. See after they cancel on me, I do not invite them to do anything. I let them invite me to something several times before I try again… and then if they cancel twice thats it, they are taken off my buddy list. I do have a number of friends that do most of the contacting, but I think to have a great relationship that it should be about equal give and take.

I would like to think that I am a person that has a lot of friends, but it might make more sense to say that I am a person that had a lot of friends. Is it just normal behavior for people to be so flakey! Well, I am tired of it. I am going to be doing some serious friend weeding, so to speak. And don’t worry if you are a close enough friend that I have told you about this blog than you are someone I want to continue to know.


Why I worry about myself sometimes… The ways I entertain my mind.

OK, now I am in chemistry. I have been here for about three hours. I already finished my homework from the last class. Yes, I am aware that homework should be, in fact, done at home and before the next class, but he does not take the homework up til lab.

Now… I can’t quit yawning and my neighbor is catching the yawn and sending it back my way. I might pass out from too much oxygen.

Now… I am pretending that my cell phone is a calculator, very elaborately I might add. I am sending a text message, but I am looking back and forth from my phone and paper like I would be doing if I were adding the chemical compound’s molecular formula. Little does the professor know that I am texting how bored I am, actually he might be wondering why I am texting my friends chemical compounds.

Now… I am drawing random circles and lines all over the margins of my paper. I don’t even care at this point if I look busy. Maybe I can take a nap- I knew this guy in high school that would sleep but was able to his hand moving so it looked like he was taking notes.

Oh yeah, about 30 minutes til lunch. Then I can go get something to eat, some caffeine and then print all the notes I should have been following all morning, I cant forget to print the labs for later.

What? There is a test next week. Darn, I should have been listening. That means that I am going to have to catch up this week. Double Darn.

Now… I have torn off one of the buttons on my phone. I wanted to see something and realized that I was basically tearing it up. Its strange that you can even think that you, yourself, are weird.

Now… I am thinking about my eyebrows. They haven’t looked this bad since 8th grade, when I started to pluck them. I can not find my tweezers and can’t afford to buy ones so that also rules out being able to afford getting them waxed. And of course I am too tired to clean my room to find them.

Now… my neighbor is taking his spirit bottle and pressing it into his eyeballs. Funny. Oops I laughed out loud, back to being weird.

Back from lunch, and lab. Yes, I forgot to print out the handouts. My lunch was not so great and I am trying to find a position to sit  so that my stomach will stop making old man noises.

Now… we are reviewing for the test, but all I can think about is, what would happen if  I stuck my pencil in the outlet by my desk.

Sparks! Ouch, room spinning, lights swelling and fading… Just Kidding you didn’t really think that I would electrocute myself. What did he say about concentration problems, is he talking about me?